ALL I DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN NO MATTER WHAT
over the past weekend, i learned much about the real definition of epicness. though you may have experienced it in your own life, you have not really learned the true meaning until you have travled 10 hours in the car with Dianna Dolla, DVT, and Joe Kelly. Gator Bowl bound, we loaded down the car and set of on our adventure. Here is a list of things that will sum up the whole trip quite nicely.
number one- when you hear a cowbell ring, its like getting a phone call. You must then quickly answer the call. No one rings alone.
number two- strangers like to talk to you when you are discussing football. you like talking back.
number three- when you go to a bowl game, it's like santa bringing you an extra present.... football in the middle of winter.
number four- if you ring a cowbell, do so with class. don't ring a bell to be an ass.. this includes in BDubs after the game.
number five- Stupid Alabama Fans.
may you also note these very interesting facts that were observed about Michigan fans...
-they think it is socially acceptable to wear pajama pants to football games.. maybe it's just me being southern but last time i checked that was not okay.
-drunk michigan women don't give a shit who wins as long as the coach gets fired... which happened today.
-the only thing ranked pertining to their football team is the band!
-speaking of the band, the fans should learn more of their fight song than the word "hail"
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